Nero the Crazy

Today in western civilization I was actually in class today. We were supposed to watch a video but Mr. Schick’s computer decided to spaz for the 90% of the class. He ended up telling us two stories to pass time while his computer restarted. The first one was about a little 3 year old boy who kept slamming the stereo glass doors. Instead of young Bob Schick asking the little boy to not do that, he told the kid if he slammed another door, Mr. Schick would light him on fire. The next story included little young Martha. When Mr. Schick wasn't on the big screen making the next hit movie of the year, he was playing the role of Mr. Dad. One day he decided to dress young 2 month old Martha up in a dark blue onesie and take her to the grocery store. All the old ladies were in aw over her and kept asking what his name was, only to find out the he was a she. On the seventh grandma that asked when his name was, Mr. Schick said Omar, the grandmother was appalled and backed away slowly in fear. Those were the two stories of the day. Once his computer decided to work, we watched a video about the emperor that went crazy, Nero.